Ewwwwww
Crank Mama was talking about the deed and the lack thereof for many disgruntled parental units, and so are quite a few other bloggers out there.
So here is my tale. From yesterday morning.
It has taken me this long to get over it!
Snort.
Whilst the kids were engrossed in a newly rented Wiggles In Space DVD yesterday, Crunchy Husband told them, while giving me ‘the look,’ that he wanted to “speak” to mommy for 15 minutes upstairs, if that was ok. He got a grunt nod from their slack mouthed heads and so up we went.
So thing were progressing quite nicely for a bit and we were feeling very smug.
Then the door opened.
It was Adam.
“ARE YOU GUYS NAKED??”
“ARE YOU GUYS NAKED AND SMOOCHING!?”
Clutching the covers to ourselves I state that we were ‘resting’ before jumping in the shower.
Adam thinks this is hilarious and proceeds to try to rip the covers from us.
Crunchy Husband then asks Adam where he gets the idea about being naked and smooching.
Adam tells us that he has seen it on tv. That is what grown ups do!
Thank you Nana for making him watch ‘Footballers Wives’ during a sleep over.
Sigh.
Oh for locks on the door.
Even the dog whines and howls whenever we try for some serious snugglebunnies.
I suppose Adam is making sure there are no new siblings in the picture.
Thank you for your vigilant police action.
And naked you can explain.
What about high heels and feather boas? What if HE is wearing the high heels and feather boas??? How do you explain slinky and rarely used lingerie to a four year old?
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah says
Footballers Wives in lieu of formal sex education… interesting option.
Toni says
Bahahaha!!!! Busted! David (13) walked in on us when he was 6- he thought we were wrestling- naked. I was horrified, especially when he told our neighbors about it!
Whim says
LOL! I have often heard that having a small child is the best form of birth control.
QuiltNut says
omg lmaopimp!
we have yet to have one of the boys walk in on us but the banging on the locked bedroom door really spoils the mood!
and nothing is worse than discovering that the entire time, one, two or one time all 3 cats, were watching us *sigh*
Dana says
In my case, it doesn’t get any better as they get older. Last year my oldest (12) found my lingerie and hid it. I freaked for almost a week until I found it hidden behind the sofa in my bedroom! If she ever gets into my nightstand, we got a major problem!
Csara says
O.M.G. That is hilarious! I am so happy that we have not had a little person walking in on us to ruin it…..YET. My son is not yet 2 so I’m sure there will be lots of fun times in the future. HAAAA!!
btw, found this through http://www.thebabybug.com – keep submitting your stories. this is GREAT!
Crunchy Carpets says
Excellent Csara…I have just started exploring babybug and I think I am in love!
Chris says
Haven’t suffered the joys of the ‘walk-in’ yet…its only a matter of time!
Jennifer says
That’s hilarious!!! It’s just a matter of time before it happens to us!
Claudia says
Cats, yes had that happen. Kids? We’ve always heard them before they got in. Never knew Alex could jump off so fast and lay as if he were sleeping…split second later a kid at the door.
morgen says
I have no kids, but no sex either…
hmm… too bad you’re so far away or you could borrow my guest bedroom!
Trista says
I stopped by after reading from Toni that this particular post was a must read! hahahaha, I nearly peed my pants. I see what I have to look forward to soon enough with a 16 mo boy.
Polliwog says
Ditto what the last commenter said. You should have put a “pee” warning on this one. HYSTERICAL!
My husband and I had to be creative or we’d never have managed to have six kids! 🙂
And I can’t post stories like this on my blog because my kids read it! Can you imagine all the “ewwwww mom!” I would hear.