Clean socks are a privilege, not a right
….but you were already gone. I held you in my arms, but it was too soon for us to meet. I held you in my arms, and now I miss you so much. Goodbye baby Scott. December 6, 2007 Â On Wednesday I went to see my ob/gyn about my cough. Â While there we […]
As I lay in bed with a horrid cold listening to my children go all ‘Lord of the Flies’ unfettered around the house…. Caity singing “Oooooooooh, I am a naked showgirl!!” It doesn’t take long for civilization to break down.
Just what IS a “parenting expert?” I mean, apart from perhaps some letters after your name, what makes YOU a parenting expert compared to someone else? Do you just one day look at the perfection that sprung from your loins one day and decide that you nailed it and therefore you must go and share […]
Must make lists and forget that I wrote them…then write them again…..then try to remember why I wrote lists in first place. The busy season is upon us. Well, it has been non stop busy around here, but now we have the Christmas panic setting in. See, on the days I don’t feel like crap […]
I WON THE POO WARS! A Princess Aurora Doll and 3 new Disney Princess shirts were up for grabs……she HAD to POO in the toilet or no princess stuff. She finally did and had the evidence yesterday. She was soooooo happy and proud and is now wearing her shirts with pride. Phew.
Like weighing in every appointment. Like handing over your pee in a cup. Like asking the doc to look at the NEW giant ‘roid on my ass and finding out that I have ‘popped’ a clot out and may need to have it ‘drained.’ Ick. Ick. Ick. Like having to shell out $60 for an […]
Ok….we have a smallish town house.   Doesn’t even have a basement.  Toys and books and ‘stuff’ explode EVERYWHERE. It is a daily battle to control the avalanche of stuff. And now we have added MORE chaos. In our living room sits my deceased Mother in Law’s giant plasma tv. My BIL has one already and […]
Goes to the ‘Pricness’. Waited till I was er…pooping and went and squeezed out one into her Disney Princess Underpants. She asked today if I was going to buy diapers. I don’t give up that easily missy.
– Crunchy Husband is now ‘Guitar Hero’Â – He is now (in his own mind at least) a Legend of Rock. Snorfl. Thank you Canadian Stupid Store for pricing it so cheaply. Â Â He is now a happy and rockin dude.