This morning Caity had a shower with me.
She asked if my enormous boobs were owies.
Then she grabbed her teeny tiny nipples and pushed them out and proudly told me that her nip nips were growing.
Oh and Lava is HER name for her Vagina.รย Obviously the real name is not good enough.
Skittles says
Lava? How in the world did she come up with that? LOL!!!
I have a special sticky post up!
Crazy Working Mom says
Too funny…Shelby’s is called a “toot toot”. ๐
mcewen says
We should canvas women throughout the world to compile an international list!
Cheers
motherofbun says
Your little woman sounds like a fun and interesting girl to live with. Lava. That is SO cute. Just cracks me up. ๐
Lisa says
geez…I wish my son used “nip nips”, he prefers to yell NIPPLES at the top of his lungs in the middle of Walmart.
Whim says
LMAO! That girl is just priceless!
SQT says
Lava is great. Hopefully that’ll scare the bejeesus out of all the boys. ๐
Jenny from Mommin' It Up says
LAVA!
I love it! That’s the new Vajayjay.