This morning Caity had a shower with me.
She asked if my enormous boobs were owies.
Then she grabbed her teeny tiny nipples and pushed them out and proudly told me that her nip nips were growing.
Oh and Lava is HER name for her Vagina. Obviously the real name is not good enough.
Lava? How in the world did she come up with that? LOL!!!
I have a special sticky post up!
Too funny…Shelby’s is called a “toot toot”. 🙂
We should canvas women throughout the world to compile an international list!
Cheers
Your little woman sounds like a fun and interesting girl to live with. Lava. That is SO cute. Just cracks me up. 🙂
geez…I wish my son used “nip nips”, he prefers to yell NIPPLES at the top of his lungs in the middle of Walmart.
LMAO! That girl is just priceless!
Lava is great. Hopefully that’ll scare the bejeesus out of all the boys. 🙂
LAVA!
I love it! That’s the new Vajayjay.