It is a pretty place, filled with trees and parks and a relatively low crime rate.
My neighbours are an interesting mix though.
The single mom two doors down has a license plate holder that says “If You Enjoy Riding My Ass So Much, At Least Pull My Hair”
Last night (well, four am) a party spilled out and we heard “If I am going to get fucked up, it will be over vagina”  and “We are going to Ambleside tomorrow for vagina” “You can pick up bush but always get vagina”
Can you tell this was an all male crowd!?
It was too funny for us to get mad at being woken up.
Leave a Reply