Ok..I KNOW I have 'ruined' my kids…..what can I say.
My potty mouth has finally caught up with me….
So over dinner last night Adam muttered "Jeezus" about some 'situation.'
I pointed out that that was, in fact, not a nice thing to say and none of us should use it as a bad word.
Adam sighed, leaned his head in his hands and said "I wish we lived on a Jesus planet, so then I could say it all the time and nobody would care."
I then reminded him that Jesus had been a real person (semantics!) and would probably not appreciate people saying his name all the time, especially if they didn't want to talk to him!
This set him off.
"Jesus!" He call up to the air…."Jesus, can you hear me?"
"Would you like a bite of my sandwich?"
When no answer came forth, he concluded that Jesus was probably not hungry at the moment.
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well personally i would like to know what the situation was but that’s just me. i’m nosy, what can i say? anyhow, my youngest (the now 36 year old number one son) couldn’t say truck and he loved trucks and would yell out his version every chance he got. funny, he still says it that way, hmmm. wonder what’s up with that?
smiles, it’ll be fine honey, bee
Kids hey. I love the way they think!
What a great kid! A friend’s kid at age six announced that god didn’t exist because we would all have noticed someone who dressed so funny.
As for the alphabet and organized schooling in general, just remember that there are all kinds of brilliance needed in this world, and book-learning is only one area of importance.
To add..he just came down from his shower and crawled on his knees to me saying:
“Please Ma’am, can you help a poor boy with nothing but a towel??”
And the Oscar goes to???
Your boy’s a star! 🙂
LMAO! I love that kid!
You know, Jesus doesn’t eat sandwiches. Maybe a pita wrap every so often, but no real sandwiches. Now Judas? Loved pastrami. Couldn’t get enough. Mother Mary, chopped liver. Big time. At Jesus’ bar-mitzvah, she had a Phoenician band perform. A caterer developed a ten commandments made of chopped liver and even a pumpernickel Moses. It was to die for.
Yah and this was tuna.
I never imagined Jesus digging a tuna sandwich.
From Subway.