This is what has become of me

So yeah..I have rambled on about my busy ‘mom’ time.  

What I didn’t say, was part of it was under some em, physical discomfort.

As I sit here waiting for my children to actually go to sleep and listen to some weird music from yet another weird Xbox game…..I am perched upon a cushion.

I perch upon a cushion because I have apparently grown a huge hemorrhoid.   My butt is currently like a baboons and it hurts like the blue (no pun intended) blazes.

It was so bad that I went to my doctor on Friday to beg for aide in alleviating this throbbing thing.  It was so bad, I felt no shame..but thankfully he did not ask to see it.

The medicated stuff does help…but not enough.

After mocking my poor husband for his ‘abcess’ in his ‘buttal region’…here I am.

So glamorous.

Soooo sexy.

I guess I am that overweight.

Sigh…pass the pie.

Good pie too…from Fort Langley.

I only write about this because..well ….it is my sad life and also my following week is supposed to be busy too and I am trying to figure out how the butt thing is going to affect all that.

I have been a bit snarky today.  

What is cracking me up is that I bought a ‘Greek Goddess’ outfit for Halloween.   A greek goddess who will have to sit on inflated cushions.

Annnway…..was I supposed to be thankful for that???