“Why were you and mommy naked?”
…
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“Well we thought we would play a trick on you! Was it funny?
“Yes, Daddy it look reeeeeelly funny”
This doesn’t explain why Caity screamed and burst into tears….beyond words pointing at my hairy crotch.
I mean really…Holy Shit are her Sex and the City sensibilities SO horrified by an unshaved snatch???
Sheesh.
My kids need therapy.
I am just thanking the lord above that I NEVER caught my parents because.I.would.have.died.
:S
One time Claudia asked me why I had hair on my butt.
I said “Um, that is not my butt”.
My son once thought I had a poopy diaper. I guess hair is a great mystery to the pre-pubescent set.
My kids walked in on us once and promptly burst into tears. They wanted to know why daddy was wrestling with mom and ‘hurting her.’
i’m so jinxing myself when i say that we have never ever had one of the kids walk in on us. banging on the door, that’s another story 😉 lol!