Apparently Adam was wide awake and listening at the door whilst Crunchy Husband and I attempted some …em….”one on one” time.
We did not hear him because the dog was very loudly hurling herself against our door at the same time. This is why I said ‘attempted.’  Sex in this house needs a lot of factors to be in place. Like every other living creature to be asleep.
He said we sounded like we were dying.
Ok so therapy for him AND me.
Oh my. Sounded like you were dying? And it was only an attempt???
Can’t imagine what something successful would sound like!
*giggle*
He he he.
We overheard another couple at a hotel not too long ago. That was….interesting. I’m glad we never saw them face to face. I would’ve died.
There’s a reason the Big O is called the Little Death! When I was a kid we went camping a lot, and I overheard my parents a lot, and nobody needed therapy (well, not for that, anyway).
Does sound like you need a sitter to take kids and dogs to the park for a bit so you and CH can have unfettered fun!
I recall I heard my Dad having some “himself on himself” time. I totally misinterpreted it. I found Mom and told her that I knew he must be drunk because he was “roaring,” as in “roaring drunk.” “Um, no,” Mom said, “Just forget you ever heard those noises.”
Oh you poor dear! This happened with us one night too…now every time I think I hear her walking while we’re having “one on one time” as well!!!
Oh, that sucks. The replay in your head must be so not good! Sorry that happened.
OMG. I literally LOL’d. Just wait until they’re older and actually KNOW that you’re not dying…. then you’ll REALLY have to be … quiet! 🙂
Aaaaaahhhhhh!!! Now I need therapy, too!
I mean I know you guys have done it, but I assumed it was only the three times! I will never be able to look you in the eyes again, you lust-crazed bonobos!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala… I’mnotlistening…lalalalalalalala…
Too funny! What a household.
Cheers
lmaopimp Kerry!
knock on wood-that hasn’t happened here yet lol!
Oh dear. The very thought of Phillip walking in or trying to get in, leaves me mortified!
Im sorry that happens to you, LMAO!
Can’t find an email for you, but I wondering if you know that the email on your link doesn’t work. If you email me, I’ll forward the message I receive when I email you [does that make any sense?]
Cheers
OMG> Too Funny. I would have been horrified!
oh, man…that is beyond funny!