WHAT have I been hiding under my skirt???
Two weeks ago, before my annual summertime stint as SAHM, I chaperoned our school’s eighth grade spring dance in a long purple sundress concealing a large post-partum sagging gut with a homely “tighty whitey hold it insidey” butt and tummy lifter. Strolling the eighty-degree dance floor I felt a nice breeze, which turned out to be a high power fan that quite promptly UNconcealed my granny girtles and all….NOT too cool!
Awesome! I need one of those. 🙂
Hey, anything for a flat tummy, right?
WHAT have I been hiding under my skirt???
Two weeks ago, before my annual summertime stint as SAHM, I chaperoned our school’s eighth grade spring dance in a long purple sundress concealing a large post-partum sagging gut with a homely “tighty whitey hold it insidey” butt and tummy lifter. Strolling the eighty-degree dance floor I felt a nice breeze, which turned out to be a high power fan that quite promptly UNconcealed my granny girtles and all….NOT too cool!